Don'tForgetYourYellowBird
I post a lot of 'hipster' fashion and smoking.
exclusivelyselectedlingerie:

La Perla Lingerie Collection AW2014 ‘Tea Rose’

You have this kind of pull, like gravity. I’m so lucky that I fell into your orbit.

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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ANON TEXT GAME

pastaa-style:

cristinalewis:

wildinla:

photochildx:

Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

This sounds interesting.

Oh my god do it.

Please

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skyofdiamondsjustforyou:

I fucking love German shepherds so much ugh

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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cicidopegoddess:

xx092813:

capecodstateofmind:


Cannabis infused white cheddar macaroni and grilled cheese sandwich with crispy parmesan crust. With bacon.


The Dankies

get the fuck out of here, what is this next level marijuana magic?

So would you still get the munchies orrr would they already be satisfied lol
ignorance-is-love:

When I seen this all I could think is “you have to work hard to unlock my orgasm, listen to my breathing, to my moans, when I say “fuck”… feel, with your fingers, your mouth, explore me to the point where you find the secret spot that will make my back arch & my breathing stop. Don’t go around aimlessly expecting to find the click that opens up my orgasm. The key is to be patient.”
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
alalae:

awwww-cute:

Did you say more fluff :)

aw

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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fuchsimeon:

humansolatium:

tinydragongina:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

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omfg yes

That is the best answer to that “friendzone” bullshit I have ever read.

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ellen-degendered:

agelfeygelach:

This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.

There is no such thing as too many reblogs with this photo.